Prompt: One day everyone notices the words “Human Update 1.1 progress 1%” in the corner of their eye.

Chapter 1.1

January 1, 2022

New years Eve was a Friday this year but I could use the money so I worked anyways. I clocked out of the office around 6:00 and went home to get ready. Everyone was going out tonight, my girlfriend Jennifer, my best friend Peter and his girlfriend Emily, a bunch of our other fiends, and me, Calvin Clarkson. We all live in New York but I’m moving to California next Saturday for a new job. So this kind of out last big hurrah before we all go out separate way.

We left the apartment around 8 and got to the bar soon after. We all started out pretty slow but as the hours ticked by the tabs got bigger. I called it quits at 11 and decided to ride out the rest for 2021 sobering up. But hears the weird thing I don’t know what happened after midnight, I remember the count down 5…4…3…2…1…Happy….. and thats it. Now I’m laying in bed with the alarm screaming my head pounding and no idea of what happened.

I slam my hand on the alarm and it turns off, I try to open my eyes and rub away the eye boogers but right has i touch my face pain shoots across it. I must have gotten hit last night.

I stumble to the bathroom half blind to see the damage, but when I look in the mirror theirs nothing on my face, I look as good as ever. Then I see, my right eye is open, it moves around I can blink, but it can’t see anything

“I’m Blind” I scream, as I run from the bathroom into the kitchen.

“You’re what” says Peter as he pours a cup of coffee.

“Sit Down” he says “and explain whats going on. I don’t remember and damn thing from last night.

I explain everything, the not remembering to the drinking, to the headache and pain all the way to the I can’t see shit. Its right then when I touch my face again.

Pain takes over, my head is pounding, my hearts beating out of my chest, everything starts to go blurry. Peter catches me right as I’m about to fall out of my chair. Then its gone as quick as it came.

“Are you alright” Peter asks

“Im alright, I’ve just never been this hungover before”

That when I notice something on the fridge, but as I turn to ask peter what it says, the tiny green fuzz move with me. Where ever I look its there, I close my eyes because it must be seeing something. But even there I can’t escape it. I run to the bathroom again and look in the mirror, it must just be something in my eye. With all the craziness didn’t realize it was only my right eye seeing this. I look deep into my eyes in the mirror but see nothing. At least I can see again.

As I lay on my bed staring at the fan trying to figure out whats going on the green fuzzy starts to change. At first it just gets darker and darker then it starts to change shapes, squares and circles and rectangles. Then the shapes starts forming letters and numbers. Then everything stops moving, the words become clear and I read them aloud.

“Human Update V1.1 PROGRESS 0.1%”

What the fuck is going on.

Written by connormckeon

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