{"id":1055,"date":"2015-04-28T18:41:56","date_gmt":"2015-04-28T18:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2015-05-06T16:25:13","modified_gmt":"2015-05-06T16:25:13","slug":"zone-zero-mckeon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/zone-zero-mckeon\/","title":{"rendered":"Zone Zero McKeon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cDo you see that? Do you hear that? Do you smell that\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">You give me life in a bowl each day. You give me a roof and a place to stay. I get treats when I treats when I do as you say. You give me toys to keep my mind at bay, sometimes you even come out and play. I\u2019m not allowed on your bed but you give me my own place to rest my head.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">Sometimes you yell if you\u2019ve had a bad day<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">All I do is look out for you. I keep you safe when your guard is down. I look for threats because they are all around. I might wake you up when I hear a sound. Or get excited when you come around. When you leave I loose my mind. I don\u2019t know if you\u2019ll survive without me by your side.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">I do all this for you today, and all I ask for in return is your love.<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">\u201cWOOF WOOF WOOF\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"p1\"><span class=\"s1\">That damn dog won\u2019t stop barking.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cDo you see that? Do you hear that? Do you smell that\u201d You give me life in a bowl each day. You give me a roof and a place to stay. I get treats when I treats when I do as you say. You give me toys to keep my mind at bay, sometimes you&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/zone-zero-mckeon\/\" title=\"Read Zone Zero McKeon\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":9,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-stories"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/9"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1145,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions\/1145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/443.nmdprojects.net\/2015\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}